No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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