did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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