have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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