The maid of honor just puked.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
