i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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