We won't sleep together?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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