He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You can make out without kissing
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