What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
