SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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