you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He kissed a someone with a penis
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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