How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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