You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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