Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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