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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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