remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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