This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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