I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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