if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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