Dual....:-)
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
