Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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