I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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