i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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