we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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