hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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