I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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