So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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