I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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