Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
