I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
