you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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