I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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