the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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