I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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