Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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