"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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