Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm eating all of the evidence.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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