he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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