Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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