I think I am morally bankrupt
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
