do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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