I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
