Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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