at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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