I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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