i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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