I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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