Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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