i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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