Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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