What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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