the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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