what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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