school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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