I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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