You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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