I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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